Rules

How things will be...

It's for things i make, bake, or cook. that's it.

I will not tell you all about my family, my pets, my house, my job, etc.

I will not tell you how to raise better children, play with children, entertain children, interact with children, or facilitate sleep in children. 

I will not push sponsored crap. I hate too many things. 

I will not write top numbered lists and post that shit to pinterest. that's dumb. 

I will not give advice. Run your own damn life. 

I will not take high quality staged or candid food photos. I take terrible pics with my phone. 

I will not write 10 fucking paragraphs of inane drivel before i post a recipe. 

I will credit recipes, even when i alter them, which i almost always do.  

I will delete comments I don't like, because I can. 

I may very well neglect and/or forget about this blog, and that's okay. 

I will not post meaningless, empty, or misleading posts to direct you to ads. 

My recipes will not be consistently gluten-free, vegan, nut-free, or particularly healthy. 

I will not work with recipes that require prepackaged or processed crap. A real recipe should never require things like condensed soups or jello powder.